Sadly, the 'xtranormal' video cartoons at the following URL capture all too well what life is like in the pharmaceutical industry - buzzwords, neologisms, nouns turned into verbs, new paradigms, team players - and per the site, endless inane "initiatives" and related threats to sanity.
I've been there; while a parody, these videos are uncomfortably close to reality.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ZombieSymmetry/feed"I'll have to ideate on that for awhile, Mike"
Even sadder are managers who believe their own babble.
-- SS